A poem from the first Chapter:
Behold the mighty dinosaur,|
Famous in prehistoric lore.
Not only for his power and strength
But for his intellectual length.
You will observe by these remains
The creature had two sets of brains -
One in his head (the usual place),
The other in his spinal base.
Thus he could reason "A priori"
As well as "A posteriori."
No problem bothered him a bit
He made both head and tail of it....
If something slipped his forward mind
'Twas rescued by the one behind.
And if in error he was caught
He had a saving afterthought.
As he thought twice before he spoke
he had no judgement to revoke.
Thus he could think without congestion
Upon both sides of every question....